Day 192-countdown to 50.
I know this is a hip blog about staying modern in our mid-life. This post is totally related to that topic...
Last night I watched reruns of
Moonshiners on the Discovery Channel.
I couldn't help myself. I was stuck like glue.
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| Cutie Pie, the moonshinin' dog |
There's Jim Tom, moonshine legend and still builder; Tickle, Jeff & Mark, Josh & Bill {and cutie pie}, moonshiner aficionados - well, sort of; Tim, rogue outlaw trying to go legit; and Chuck, deputy sheriff trying to shut them all down.
Oh, what a tangled web they weave.
As I watch, I can't help but think back on the struggles of the Irish & Scottish peoples who first settled deep in the Blue Ridge Mountains - the mountainous region that runs up and down the Eastern states from Georgia to Pennsylvania - where the rogue and rowdy Celts found refuge during the 18th & 19th centuries. Their rituals and deep rooted beliefs, the stories that have been passed down from generation to generation, and the traditions which began before they left their homelands is the glue that holds them all together. The bloodlines run deep in these mountain folk, and the stubborn tenacity they're famous for shows in each and every episode.
If any of you have been curious enough to delve into the world of moonshining by watching the show, you've no doubt been captivated by the language. Mountain folk have an indigenous accent that's uniquely their own, mostly a blend of the two dialects of the Scottish & the Irish which has become united into one harmonious language known as Southern vernacular. I do appreciate the fact that closed captioning is used so I can actually understand what it is they're saying. Otherwise, I'd be clueless.
I often lament about living in the South; but, in truth, it is a beautiful place. Southerners are graceful, kind, and trustworthy - all very admirable qualities which are often mistaken as ignorance by those less gentile in their nature. But don't let their good graces fool you. Southerners exhibit a quick temper when wronged and a passion for what's right in the world. If they know you as a good person, you become family. And with that comes a fierce loyalty.
And many of you don't know this, but Southerners have been known to intentionally perpetuate the idea that they are an ignorant, poor, and impoverished people living in a unsophisticated world all in order to keep others from infiltrating their beloved region of the nation. It's a ploy to keep the South pure and clean. There, I said it. The cat is out of the bag.
Oh, and a word of advice: don't play a Southerner for an idiot, for you will surely be the fool in the end.
If you are as sucked in as I to the escapades of these outlaw moonshiners, tonight we can look forward to a real treat, the
"Valenshine's Special - Tickle's Guide to Love" where Tickle is going to expound on the secrets of love.
I'll be there. Happy Valentine's <3